

Summer Camp Memories
This past summer I worked as a day camp counselor. It was definitely an interesting experience, to say the least.
A One-Time Camp Counselor


New Dorm Planning Proposal
I have a multi-step plan to ensure the survival of our offshore bank accounts
A Decrepit Fuck Who Doesn’t Live On Campus


I Could Totally Win Wipeout
Anyway, here are the top 8 wipeout obstacles of all time (as decided by a man-child)
My Inner Child














