How the grinch appropriated the holidays
Now you know how the grinch stole Christmas,
That is quite true.
But did you hear about how he stole the other ones too?
Dr. Cheatsonhiswifewhichledtoherkillingherself
Raiders of the Forgotten Time Capsule
My editors demanded another magnum opus of me, or I would be fired from this distinguished rag.
John E. Dippshitte
#ProtectTheNest
The official Susquehanna University instagram page made a post to commemorate the 7th birthday of their beloved mascot, Benny the Riverhawk
SusQAnon
