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Susquehanna University's satirical news source

The Haunting Heartbreak of AMC Porter Ranch

FuzzBeed SnUolved

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The Haunting Heartbreak of AMC Porter Ranch

This week on FuzzBeed SnUolved we investigate the AMC Porter Ranch Theatre in Los Angeles California.

How to Watch Horror Movies 101

Scaredy Cat (aka me)

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How to Watch Horror Movies 101

I know how to best conquer the spookiest season. Follow along as I give you a crash course on how to watch scary movies.

Top 5 Cryptids I’d Like To Fuck

A Devout Christian

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Top 5 Cryptids I’d Like To Fuck

Top 5!!

5 Things You Can Do to Make Your Halloween Costume Sexy

Richard Geschlechtsverkehr (the sex god)

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5 Things You Can Do to Make Your Halloween Costume Sexy

From a sexy cop, to a sexy nurse there are multiple sexy costumes to choose from.

A Very Shmutty Halloween x Jedward x Supermassive Black Hole

twightfleshlight32

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A Very Shmutty Halloween x Jedward x Supermassive Black Hole

I had to get my thoughts out on paper, and this was the only choice…

Ceiling Eater

susquirrel

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Ceiling Eater

Top Ten Holidays to Dress Up For! Number Eight Will SHOCK YOU

Some Furry

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Top Ten Holidays to Dress Up For! Number Eight Will SHOCK YOU

On today’s episode of Buzzfeed Listicles™, we’ll propose ten other holidays that you can dress up for.

The Monster Within

Kyle

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The Monster Within

Monster Energy Poems

Monstober Baby Please Come Home I Miss You So Bad

marnielov3r666

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Monstober Baby Please Come Home I Miss You So Bad

Let’s talk DCOMs—specifically, Halloween DCOMS.

Go Piss Ghoul

someone who refuses to name themselves out of embarrassment

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Go Piss Ghoul

Before I could gather my thoughts, the lights began to flicker violently, and then my life flashed before my eyes as the bathroom went black

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