

When Disney Died
Walt Disney may have died in 1966, but Disney Channel died in 2014.
Walt Disney’s Frozen Head


Eat Your Microplastics Kids! You Can’t Grow Big and Strong if You Don’t Eat Your Microplastics!!
Many of us would often joke that we’re pizza, pussy, or nothing in response to the age old saying “you are what you eat.”
The Shrimp that Fried that Rice


Everybody STOP Believin’
You’ve heard this goddamn song, it’s everywhere. It was like THE song on Glee during season 1.
I’ve had enough














