The Joe Rogan Experience
J: Hey man thanks for being here. Z: Yeah, no problem. J: Go ahead and introduce yourself. Z: I’m Zeus . Yes, that one, god of...
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A Girl!!!!!!!!!!
It is Time.
With the close of the very iconic brat summer (which I did not have unfortunately), comes the warm welcoming presence of the Caitlin...
SU’s #1 Criminal
Title: Moving Into Jail
Moving into college, especially SU, can be a sort of hell in itself. Well no, a sort of jail. Upon arrival, the barren walls of your...
A Former Cynic
The Horrors Persist, But So Do I
There’s always something to be miserable about. Trust me, I know. I write for The Squirrel.
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Support small businesses
Are you a poor, brainless dimwit that shops at large mega-corporations because you “have no money” and “have student loans?” Did you know...
A Tumblr War Veteran
From the Files of My iPod Touch
Skipping through the graveyard that is Tumblr circa 2013, you’d be surprised by the amount of fandoms you find that have risen from the...
A Totally Real Fortune Teller
Whore O Scopes
Aquarius: You are having an average life in general so this week you’re going to continue to be… yk average.
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UK I Still Love You…Please Take Me Back
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A Trench Coat Full of Rats That Vaguely Resembles Jesus
We’re Back on the Good Timeline
These trends are so back, they’re rising from the grave, they’re building a new fanatic religion around themselves in celebration of this...
Bekcy
Reels Are Reel Good
Why does everyone always hate on Instagram Reels? I consume most of my TikTok content when they are reposted as Reels… 2 weeks later. I...
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