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Susquehanna University's satirical news source

Reels are Reel Bad

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It’s So Over/We’re So Back Edition

Reels are Reel Bad

Remember back in like 2016 (eight years ago btw, chew on that) when Snapchat came on the scene and we were all using that dog filter and...

Trends That I’m Glad Died

Your Local Fucking Hater

It’s So Over/We’re So Back Edition

Trends That I’m Glad Died

Let’s be real. I am a hater. If I have the opportunity to deploy my hatred onto something, I will gladly take it and you, my friend, are...

University Scrip

An Old Rich Fuck

It’s So Over/We’re So Back Edition

University Scrip

To SU board of whatever There have been abundant complaints brought to the attention of this administration by our student body, chief...

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