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BREAKING NEWS: The Current Coin Shortage Is about to Get a Lot Worse
BY: A Real Human Girl SNYDER COUNTY, PA In what appears to be yet another desperate grab for money from Susquehanna University, all of...


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REPUBLICANS ARE SHAKING IN FEAR OF DARK BRANDON, AS THEY SHOULD
By Malaika Olaoye Republicans are shitting, vomiting, and throwing up after the most recent speech from President Joe Biden. Rather than...


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WE FUCKING DID IT!!!
By: J Money Swag SELINSGROVE, PA- Kevin Hamilton has officially left the building. Like literally. He has left (with his bitch, Peter)....