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SU’s #1 Criminal
Title: Moving Into Jail
Moving into college, especially SU, can be a sort of hell in itself. Well no, a sort of jail. Upon arrival, the barren walls of your...
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A Former Cynic
The Horrors Persist, But So Do I
There’s always something to be miserable about. Trust me, I know. I write for The Squirrel.
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Your Local Midnight Barber
Support small businesses
Are you a poor, brainless dimwit that shops at large mega-corporations because you “have no money” and “have student loans?” Did you know...