THE SQUIRREL

WE THE PEOPLE of Acorn Valley, Pennsylvania, in order to form a more perfect neighborhood, establish justice for all lawn shapes, ensure neighborly tranquility, provide for common sense, promote gardening welfare, and secure the blessings of the local squirrels, do ordain and establish this constitutional declaration of lawn shape independence for the united homeowners of Acorn Valley. When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one neighborhood to dissolve th

Becky Has anyone seen my cat, Fuckface? I let him out to chew on some grass and when I came to wait for him to inevitably throw it up, he was gone?? Help pls! dearest_debra My dog (Albert) has also gone missing recently! My wife took the printer in the divorce, so if you can print posters please reach out! 😀 Agatha Winthrop It was my printer. Also, his name is Arnold. Ridiculous. deputy-davis Let me know if you need a lawyer. 777-777-6969 Matilda Witherspoon Fuckface

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