St. Patrick’s Day Meal Issues Cause Riot at S.U.
Kevin Hamilton, Susquehanna University’s General Manager of Dining Services, has announced that he will be leaving his position immediately.
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He Has Risen, With a Vengeance
Reports have been pouring in from students having seen our university’s dear president lurking around the campus in an Easter Bunny Suit.
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Groundhogs day is the stupidest fucking holiday I’ve ever fucking heard of.
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