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How about these gas prices?
By Amber Martino Do you know how humiliating it is to have to check the CampusDish website before ordering Starbucks? It’s The Worst. I...
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Top 3 Things that Babies Have but they Shouldn’t Have Because I Want Them and also Babies Don’t Pay
BY: Amber Martino According to numerous highly scientific and exhaustively thorough studies done by the, like, 3 neuroscience students on...


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BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk has seven sons, what’s that about?
BY: Sophia Congdon Reports are flooding in that The Squirrel has just discovered that Elon Musk has seven sons and zero daughters. They...