Notice: New SU Partnership Creates Opportunity for RAs
BY: Zack Shiffman Attention all RAs of Susquehanna University! After the unforeseen patch of quicksand emerged and tragically swallowed...
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Santa’s Hoe Hoe Hoe
By: The Coolest Bitches In Town NORTH POLE— It looks like the people fucking behind Weber aren’t the only ones making Santa’s naughty...
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SU Financial Crisis Leads to Christmas Violence
BY: YUH Selinsgrove, PA— With the holiday season rapidly approaching, Susquehanna University appears to be frantically scrounging up any...
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