

Literally Anyone in the Humanities
The Colors of the Curtains Actually Matter
The ghost of reading comprehension past is going to haunt everyone without basic reading skills


The Highly Opinionated $1.50 Costco Hot Dog Meal
Boom!
PLEASE make it time for Jimmy Fallon to evaporate.



SU Departmental Head (Pause) of Rizzology
TikTok Rizz Party Thesis
If you’re truly brainrotten, you should have no idea what TikTok Rizz Party is by now since it’s been irrelevant for over 4 hours.

Spiritual Bruzz
The Book of Doris
It’s been fourteen days since the prophet has opened my mind to new religious wonders.
