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Groundhogs day is the stupidest fucking holiday I’ve ever fucking heard of.
J Money Swag
Students Deserve Mental Health Days Instead of Squirrels
The campus squirrels get mental health days.
Dr. Doktter

Mars Headquarters- McClean, VA
By: Zach Slusser In the wake of the news that Mars Inc. would be redesigning the appearance of their beloved M&Ms characters, the candy...
Zach Slusser