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Phuck Punxsy Phil’s Capturers

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The Shitty Spring Holidays Edition

Phuck Punxsy Phil’s Capturers

Groundhogs day is the stupidest fucking holiday I’ve ever fucking heard of.

Dr. Doktter

The Shitty Spring Holidays Edition

Students Deserve Mental Health Days Instead of Squirrels

The campus squirrels get mental health days.

Mars Headquarters- McClean, VA

Zach Slusser

The Shitty Spring Holidays Edition

Mars Headquarters- McClean, VA

By: Zach Slusser In the wake of the news that Mars Inc. would be redesigning the appearance of their beloved M&Ms characters, the candy...

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