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Susquehanna University's satirical news source

New Dorm Planning Proposal

New Dorm Planning Proposal

New Dorm Planning Proposal

I have a multi-step plan to ensure the survival of our offshore bank accounts

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A Decrepit Fuck Who Doesn’t Live On Campus

I Could Totally Win Wipeout

I Could Totally Win Wipeout

I Could Totally Win Wipeout

Anyway, here are the top 8 wipeout obstacles of all time (as decided by a man-child)

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My Inner Child

See You Next Year

See You Next Year

See You Next Year

doodles!

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Y’all Don’t Know What Brain Rot Is, And I Think We Should Talk About That.

The Colors of the Curtains Actually Matter

The Colors of the Curtains Actually Matter

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Brainrot Glossary

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