A Totally Normal Nintendo Fan
Mii-ssing in Action
You know what I’m mad about? Miis.
Dr. Cheatsonhiswifewhichledtoherkillingherself
How the grinch appropriated the holidays
Now you know how the grinch stole Christmas,
That is quite true.
But did you hear about how he stole the other ones too?
John E. Dippshitte
Raiders of the Forgotten Time Capsule
My editors demanded another magnum opus of me, or I would be fired from this distinguished rag.
