THE SQUIRREL

By: Your friend who's too woke By now we have all heard that Michael Richard Pence, a “famous” author and nothing else , is coming to speak here at Susquehanna University. It is amazing that SO many people were so desperate for this senile old fuck to come to our “lovely” renovated campus to speak about his book. That book, by the way, could’ve been written better by a 13-year-old Wattpad fangirl. So here is a list of people that I would rather have talk on campus than Mikey

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