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THE SQUIRREL

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It’s So Over/We’re So Back Edition

Whore O Scopes

Aquarius: You are having an average life in general so this week you’re going to continue to be… yk average.

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It’s So Over/We’re So Back Edition

UK I Still Love You…Please Take Me Back

‘Ello gov’nuh! The best way I can describe coming back from my GO Trip is…it was interesting. I didn’t think it would be so hard to...

We’re Back on the Good Timeline

A Trench Coat Full of Rats That Vaguely Resembles Jesus

It’s So Over/We’re So Back Edition

We’re Back on the Good Timeline

These trends are so back, they’re rising from the grave, they’re building a new fanatic religion around themselves in celebration of this...

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