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THE SQUIRREL

Susquehanna University's satirical news source

Pretty Please have More Empathy (Please)

Pretty Please have More Empathy (Please)

Pretty Please have More Empathy (Please)

I fear we have become too cold hearted in situations where we need empathy most.

The Brainrot Edition

Please Please Please (Empath’s Version)

Lobotomy Entries

Lobotomy Entries

Lobotomy Entries

Dear diary, 08/17/1949

The Brainrot Edition

Arthur Scramblebrain

2,239 SU Students Fight For 1 Meal Swipe

2,239 SU Students Fight For 1 Meal Swipe

2,239 SU Students Fight For 1 Meal Swipe

Today at Beast Philanthropy™ we are fixing one of the worst dining services in America!

The Brainrot Edition

MrBeast On The Behalf of BeastDining

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