

The Squirrel 2: The Squeakquel
Our Bully Arc
It has recently come to our attention that some readers may consider us at The Squirrel to be “bullies”...

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BREAKING NEWS: Benny The Riverhawk Gets Julius Caeser-ed in a Las Vegas Motel Room?!?!
Benny the Riverhawk, beloved mascot and former supreme leader of Susquehanna University, has been found brutally murdered in a motel room.


Feeling Frosty this Holiday Season
Santa’s Hoe Hoe Hoe 2.0 (Bitches)
Santa Claus has bitches.