WHERE THE BOWTIES COME FROM
I discovered a far greater, more terrible answer to a question I never knew I had: where President Green’s bowties come from.
John E. Dippshitte
Which Campus Housing is Most Likely to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?
Here is the Squirrel’s definitive guide to which Res Hall would survive the zombie apocalypse.
Res Life
A Step-By-STEP Guide to Doing Your Own Laundry
Hey pal! Semester’s almost over huh? Your mother and I can’t wait to see you, but please feel free to stay at school an extra day or two.
Your Step-Dad
