

A Cry for Help
In lieu of solving capitalism, I propose some potential solutions to fix this semester from hell—or at the very least, make it a bit silly
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health is made up so this much iced coffee actually is good for me
By: The World Health Organization So, show of hands: who here has given up on their New Year’s resolution to be healthier? Everyone?...
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The End of “Comedy”
Congratulations! You, dear reader, have outlived the terrible publication that was The Squirrel.
quill Staff Writer