
Zach Slusser
Mars Headquarters- McClean, VA
By: Zach Slusser In the wake of the news that Mars Inc. would be redesigning the appearance of their beloved M&Ms characters, the candy...

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Candy Cornhub
BY: Olivia Chartreau Long ago, on April 1st, Pornhub changed their site to “cornhub” for the day as an April Fool’s prank. Now, they’ve...

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Halloween Horror-scope
By: Sophia Congdon Aries: Don’t fistfight every trick-or-treater you see. Some of them aren’t in costumes. (Definitely make sure to deck...