

BREAKING NEWS: Benny The Riverhawk Gets Julius Caeser-ed in a Las Vegas Motel Room?!?!
Benny the Riverhawk, beloved mascot and former supreme leader of Susquehanna University, has been found brutally murdered in a motel room.
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Santa’s Hoe Hoe Hoe 2.0 (Bitches)
Santa Claus has bitches.
Feeling Frosty this Holiday Season


Reasons I Want to Cancel My Roommate ✨💖✨💓
My roommate and I get along, but I have made a long list of reasons she needs to be canceled.
Becky Wood














