Musk Fanboys Participate in First Annual Dick-Riding Competition
Now, instead of sucking Elon’s dick online, a few lucky cucks can suck his dick in person!
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the quill Discovers The Squirrel’s SSN (and more news at 11:00)
In a freak turn of events caused by the recent “cancellation” of The Squirrel; it has been revealed that...
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And We’d Do It Again
There is no reason to cancel The Squirrel, people! In fact, The Squirrel has literally never done anything wrong. Ever.
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