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Top 3 Things that Babies Have but they Shouldn’t Have Because I Want Them and also Babies Don’t Pay
BY: Amber Martino According to numerous highly scientific and exhaustively thorough studies done by the, like, 3 neuroscience students on...
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BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk has seven sons, what’s that about?
BY: Sophia Congdon Reports are flooding in that The Squirrel has just discovered that Elon Musk has seven sons and zero daughters. They...
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Elf Union Strikes A Nerve
By: Sophia Congdon NORTH POLE As of today, hundreds of thousands of Christmas Elves have gone on strike. This is not to be confused with...
