Not Another Midlife Crisis!
By: A Concerned Bystander As I’m sure you’ve noticed, a concerning amount of staff here at Susquehanna, particularly the professors,...
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BREAKING NEWS: The Current Coin Shortage Is about to Get a Lot Worse
BY: A Real Human Girl SNYDER COUNTY, PA In what appears to be yet another desperate grab for money from Susquehanna University, all of...
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