Best Summer Ever Bucket List
If you do everything on this list you are guaranteed to have the best summer ever.
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Amber Watkin
Messages for You Based Off Your Favorite Queer Movies or TV Shows
Your media of choice can say a lot about you, and a lot about what you need to hear. Here’s some messages for you:
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Subject: Squirrel Meeting Minutes 4/12
WE ARE NOT SATIRE IT IS EXPLICITLY AGAINST THE SQUIRREL STYLE GUIDE TO REFER TO THE ONLY LEGITIMATE NEWS SOURCE ON CAMPUS AS SATIRE
Whore O. Scope
Signs of the Summer!
Which summer movie are you based on your zodiac sign?
This is purely based on stereotypes and vibes, don’t get upset.
Becky Wood
Movie Suggestions To Fuck Up Your Finals
With finals coming up many of us are planning to planning procrastinate studying and what better way to do that than by binging movies?
Malaika Olaoye
Movie Reviews
Here are some reviews of contemporary and old movies that will lead you in the right direction:
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Psychotic Milk Drinkers
I despise the white milk loving population
Just white milk in general
Kenzie Piacenti
Keep up with SU Clubs
As the academic year comes to a close, one question continues to permeate the atmosphere: What is going on with campus activities?
A hot take that argues for one point while refuting the opposing view
It’s a Polemic Essay, Bitch
I am not a film aficionado; I have never claimed to be. The sole parameters I have for a movie’s quality is whether or not I was entertained
Zach Slusser
A Glimpse Into the Future of Film
Imagine for a moment that it is May 2035, and you walk into a movie theater. ..
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