THE SQUIRREL

If you do everything on this list you are guaranteed to have the best summer ever.

Your media of choice can say a lot about you, and a lot about what you need to hear. Here’s some messages for you:

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Which summer movie are you based on your zodiac sign? This is purely based on stereotypes and vibes, don’t get upset.

With finals coming up many of us are planning to planning procrastinate studying and what better way to do that than by binging movies?

Here are some reviews of contemporary and old movies that will lead you in the right direction:

I despise the white milk loving population Just white milk in general

As the academic year comes to a close, one question continues to permeate the atmosphere: What is going on with campus activities?

I am not a film aficionado; I have never claimed to be. The sole parameters I have for a movie’s quality is whether or not I was entertained

Imagine for a moment that it is May 2035, and you walk into a movie theater. ..