

The Woke-ender
TRAX Friday, 5/31: The Committee of Student Activities’ annual I Wanna Get Lucky party is back! Get ready to put the “college” in...
Dan Sellers and Anastasia Farley


How To Avoid Being Charged With Sexual Assault In The Politically-Charged- #MeToo-Movement-Political
As a college senior, it has taken me almost four years to realize how much of an issue we have, as one of the hundreds of Liberal Arts...
Madison Niness


SU to Exclusively Hire Rapists As Tour Guides
Admins Attempt Rare Active Response to Student Concerns As part of a university-wide initiative in response to student’s critiques of the...
Anthony Wojciechowsky


SU Introduces New ‘Super Confidential’ Sexual Assault Reporting
Students Can Now Be Confident No One Will Ever Hear About Their Assault, Say Admins In response to student demands for Susquehanna...
Anthony Wojciechowsky


Susquehanna University Gets Students Comfortable with Being Uncomfortable
SELINSGROVE, PA - In accordance with the reading assigned to first-year students, Susquehanna University welcomed guest speaker Barlan...
Zach Slusser


Public Safety Loses Sole Gun
SELINSGROVE, PA - Public safety officers at Susquehanna University have become worried as the single gun in rotation within the staff has...
Zach Slusser


Campus Voices: Public Safety Receives Guns
It’s been over half a semester since Public Safety’s controversial decision to issue firearms to certain officers. What are your thoughts...
Dan Sellers


Susquehanna Mall Cops Can't Handle Weed; Get Guns
“We’d only use them on people of color, and there aren’t even that many here to begin with.” In an unprecedented move, Susquehanna...
Anthony Wojciechowsky


University President Sees Shadow: Six Weeks of Finals to Come
SELINSGROVE, PA - These past few weeks marked the passing of everyone’s favorite pseudo-holiday: Jon Green Day. Once again, the beloved...
Zach Slusser


SU Fraternity Holds Charity Anti-Hazing Kegger
Members of Susquehanna University’s Kappa Epsilon Gamma chapter held an 18th Street charity kegger on Friday, Feb. 1 to raise money in...
Dan Sellers