college life | thesquirrel 10/11

Zach Slusser

Public Safety Loses Sole Gun

SELINSGROVE, PA - Public safety officers at Susquehanna University have become worried as the single gun in rotation within the staff has...

Dan Sellers

Campus Voices: Public Safety Receives Guns

It’s been over half a semester since Public Safety’s controversial decision to issue firearms to certain officers. What are your thoughts...

Anthony Wojciechowsky

Susquehanna Mall Cops Can't Handle Weed; Get Guns

“We’d only use them on people of color, and there aren’t even that many here to begin with.” In an unprecedented move, Susquehanna...

Zach Slusser

University President Sees Shadow: Six Weeks of Finals to Come

SELINSGROVE, PA - These past few weeks marked the passing of everyone’s favorite pseudo-holiday: Jon Green Day. Once again, the beloved...

Dan Sellers

SU Fraternity Holds Charity Anti-Hazing Kegger

Members of Susquehanna University’s Kappa Epsilon Gamma chapter held an 18th Street charity kegger on Friday, Feb. 1 to raise money in...

Danielle Bettendorf

Susquehanna Presidential Scandal Revealed

After University President L. Jay Lemons announced Monday that he will leave Susquehanna in 2017, sources revealed that the departure was...

Eric Krinick

An Op Ed. on the Fake ID Crisis

American media has once again blown something as stupid as a few drunk kids trying to get booze out of proportion. Here are the facts and...

Eric Krinick

Angsty Teenager Compares Life to Struggles in Syria

At Wharton High School in Millsborough, IN, 14 year old Alex Dunn announced today via text message to his best friend of nine weeks Dave...

Caroline Miller

College Student Psyching Herself Up for ‘Really Awesome’ Nap Tomorrow

In an exclusive interview with The Squirrel, Susquehanna University sophomore Maggie O’Donnell reported that she’s spent the last several...

Mitchell Roshannon and Jenna Danyew

Outsmart Your Professor: Don’t Write the Paper

Your professor told you exactly when your final exam is due. You were handed a syllabus outlining exactly what was expected of you. You...

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