college life | thesquirrel 9/11

Adam Unger

President Green Declares if You Rape Somebody “Your Mom Gay”

SELINSGROVE, PA - After receiving numerous complaints from the student body about the school’s lack of direct action in investigating...

Anthony Wojciechowsky

SU Finally Finds New Token Black Guy After... Well... You Know...

You may notice something different about the university-sponsored advertising around campus. That’s right, that splash of color isn’t...

Danielle Bettendorf

From the SU President’s Office: Misconceptions on Campus

When you’re seen as a “minority” on a small campus, it can feel like you’re being pigeonholed into one category by everyone around you....

Anastasia Farley

Susquehanna University Emergency PSA: Campus-Wide Warning to All Female Students

After a massive campus-wide scavenger hunt to find the 2018 Clery Report for Susquehanna University, crucial data has been brought to...

Danielle Bettendorf

SU Introduces New Rapist-Victim Counseling Sessions

Susquehanna has recently announced a new program in which victims and assailants in Title IX cases will receive joint sessions at the...

Dan Sellers and Anastasia Farley

The Woke-ender

TRAX Friday, 5/31: The Committee of Student Activities’ annual I Wanna Get Lucky party is back! Get ready to put the “college” in...

Madison Niness

How To Avoid Being Charged With Sexual Assault In The Politically-Charged- #MeToo-Movement-Political

As a college senior, it has taken me almost four years to realize how much of an issue we have, as one of the hundreds of Liberal Arts...

Anthony Wojciechowsky

SU to Exclusively Hire Rapists As Tour Guides

Admins Attempt Rare Active Response to Student Concerns As part of a university-wide initiative in response to student’s critiques of the...

Anthony Wojciechowsky

SU Introduces New ‘Super Confidential’ Sexual Assault Reporting

Students Can Now Be Confident No One Will Ever Hear About Their Assault, Say Admins In response to student demands for Susquehanna...

Zach Slusser

Susquehanna University Gets Students Comfortable with Being Uncomfortable

SELINSGROVE, PA - In accordance with the reading assigned to first-year students, Susquehanna University welcomed guest speaker Barlan...

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