Operation WCOFUSMT
By Malaika Olaoye Since the mass extinction event fifty years ago, in the winter break between Fall 2021 and Spring 2022, things have...
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Hanging by a Bowtie
BY: MAGGIE RITCHEY flee VP and Dean evade the prison fabled Selinsgrove, PA
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The General Sack Association (GSA) Constitution:
BY: LILY DURA President Sack Vice President Schlong King Kong Treasurer Glizzy Gobbler Our club will be called the General Sack...
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Frat Bros and Hot Moms: A Match Made in Heaven?
BY: AMBER MARTINO Frat brothers love competition, but one Alpha Sigma Oedipus student broke a few eggshells when claiming his mother was...
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A Petition to Susquehanna University
By: Squirrelphia Congdon Though the humans of SU may be blind to the tragedies happening under their very noses on this campus, us...
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Ask the Elder Squirrel
Answered By: Sophia Congdon Billy asks: How do I become the ‘big man’ on campus? Well Billy, buying stilts might be a good place to...
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SU Students Spread More Than Kindness… and COVID.
By: JULIE HEANEY AIKENS HALL, SUSQUEHANNA UNIVERSITY - This corona season, Aikens North side hall is following SU ResLife protocol by...
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SU Catches a Case of Kidnappings
By: SOPHIA CONGDON SUSQUEHANNA UNIVERSITY- Recently, dozens of students have been reported missing, taken from their beds in the middle...
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How to Do Your Part Amid the Coronavirus
By: LILY DURA When on campus keep an eye out for any suspicious characters that appear to have a mask below their nose or a camo neck...
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SU Board of Directors Proposes New Hiring System
The Susquehanna University Board of Directors have offered a new solution to hiring full time faculty while saving both time and money....
Unpaid Intern
