He Has Risen, With a Vengeance
Reports have been pouring in from students having seen our university’s dear president lurking around the campus in an Easter Bunny Suit.
yuh part two electric boogaloo
BREAKING NEWS: PARANORMAL CLUB DISBANDS*
BY: Sophia Congdon Last evening, Susquehanna University’s Paranormal Club announced that they would be disbanding. The news dropped...
susquirrel
Res Life Employs New Hiring Practices
BY: Sophia Congdon Recently, there have been multiple sightings of even more mysterious than usual figures hanging around the campus...
Sophia Congdon
AΣO Raises Money for “Hot Single Moms in Your Area” with Haunted Frat House
By Amber Martino Alpha Sigma Oedipus was originally founded as a service organization, but that fell apart when they realized that they...
susquirrel
One’s Student’s Week 9 Journey
BY: INSERT PSEUDONYM HERE <3 On a stormy Saturday night in October Sexual tension percolates in the air Students shriek in the darkness...
susquirrel
Susquehanna Addresses Student WiFi Concerns
By Zach Slusser The IT Dungeon, Seibert Hall Student outcry at the condition of the school’s Internet connectivity has peaked recently,...
Zach Slusser
Notice: New SU Partnership Creates Opportunity for RAs
BY: Zack Shiffman Attention all RAs of Susquehanna University! After the unforeseen patch of quicksand emerged and tragically swallowed...
susquirrel
Operation WCOFUSMT
By Malaika Olaoye Since the mass extinction event fifty years ago, in the winter break between Fall 2021 and Spring 2022, things have...
Malaika Olaoye
Hanging by a Bowtie
BY: MAGGIE RITCHEY flee VP and Dean evade the prison fabled Selinsgrove, PA
susquirrel
The General Sack Association (GSA) Constitution:
BY: LILY DURA President Sack Vice President Schlong King Kong Treasurer Glizzy Gobbler Our club will be called the General Sack...
susquirrel
