President Green Seeks Death Penalty for Student Caught Plagiarizing
Tension has been at an all-time high on campus after Junior Morpus Florpus was caught plagiarizing on his midterm paper last week. To...
Matthew Bamman The Fifteenth


SU Finally Finds New Token Black Guy After... Well... You Know...
You may notice something different about the university-sponsored advertising around campus. That’s right, that splash of color isn’t...
Anthony Wojciechowsky


From the SU President’s Office: Misconceptions on Campus
When you’re seen as a “minority” on a small campus, it can feel like you’re being pigeonholed into one category by everyone around you....
Danielle Bettendorf


Susquehanna University Emergency PSA: Campus-Wide Warning to All Female Students
After a massive campus-wide scavenger hunt to find the 2018 Clery Report for Susquehanna University, crucial data has been brought to...
Anastasia Farley


SU Introduces New Rapist-Victim Counseling Sessions
Susquehanna has recently announced a new program in which victims and assailants in Title IX cases will receive joint sessions at the...
Danielle Bettendorf


The Woke-ender
TRAX Friday, 5/31: The Committee of Student Activities’ annual I Wanna Get Lucky party is back! Get ready to put the “college” in...
Dan Sellers and Anastasia Farley


SU to Exclusively Hire Rapists As Tour Guides
Admins Attempt Rare Active Response to Student Concerns As part of a university-wide initiative in response to student’s critiques of the...
Anthony Wojciechowsky


SU Introduces New ‘Super Confidential’ Sexual Assault Reporting
Students Can Now Be Confident No One Will Ever Hear About Their Assault, Say Admins In response to student demands for Susquehanna...
Anthony Wojciechowsky


Susquehanna University Gets Students Comfortable with Being Uncomfortable
SELINSGROVE, PA - In accordance with the reading assigned to first-year students, Susquehanna University welcomed guest speaker Barlan...
Zach Slusser


Public Safety Loses Sole Gun
SELINSGROVE, PA - Public safety officers at Susquehanna University have become worried as the single gun in rotation within the staff has...
Zach Slusser
















