University Scrip
To SU board of whatever There have been abundant complaints brought to the attention of this administration by our student body, chief...
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The FS (Foreign Squirrel) Program
If the news hasn’t reached you yet, let me be the one to tell you that the class of 2028 is not required to travel abroad! Ridiculous,...
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A Thesis: How to Have an Adult Conversation
Ah, college. A harrowing experience for many students around the globe. A place for maturity and growth, but will soon be found to prove...
The French Narrator From Spongebob
