Charles B. Deggie did NOT die for this
Does your school hate food and joy and you? Are you slowly wasting away...
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OFFICIAL STATEMENT CONCERNING MADLIBS
Hello to all of our valued readers, writers, and thinkers, It is with great despair...
THE CEO OF PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE
Screw This: A Day in the Life
Prologue
As a 10mm, 5 day old, wild, wiggly screwworm I feel entitled to introduce myself...
Screwsmith McScrewsome Sr.
So You Think You Can Be a Dictator?
Did your dictator suddenly and mysteriously die while at work? Do you want to brush up on...
DJT's black spot
His Unholiness to Sue US President
It has recently been brought to my most evil eyes that I have become a sort of “recurring gag,” as...
Lucifer, Prince of Hell. From THE Bible
Ray Bradbury, Do You See This Shit?
I’m starting to think some of y’all did actually read Fahrenheit 451...
Help my book is on fire
