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THE SQUIRREL

Susquehanna University's satirical news source

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: My first blowie

Gregory Michael Heffley

The Nostalgia Edition

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: My first blowie

I heard that this one frat is throwing a party tonight, which I’m absolutely gonna crash. I’ll be the life of the party!

$qu1rreL M0n3Y

The Nostalgia Edition

MY PRESENCE WILL BE FELT

To nobody's surprise, the “popular” (*cough cough* mandatory cough cough) website for SGA funded clubs at SU, may be going away soon!

When Disney Died

Walt Disney’s Frozen Head

The Nostalgia Edition

When Disney Died

Walt Disney may have died in 1966, but Disney Channel died in 2014.

Eat Your Microplastics Kids! You Can’t Grow Big and Strong if You Don’t Eat Your Microplastics!!

The Shrimp that Fried that Rice

The Nostalgia Edition

Eat Your Microplastics Kids! You Can’t Grow Big and Strong if You Don’t Eat Your Microplastics!!

Many of us would often joke that we’re pizza, pussy, or nothing in response to the age old saying “you are what you eat.”

Everybody STOP Believin’

I’ve had enough

The Nostalgia Edition

Everybody STOP Believin’

You’ve heard this goddamn song, it’s everywhere. It was like THE song on Glee during season 1.

The Wii Fit is Fatphobic

A Victim (a former fat kid)

The Nostalgia Edition

The Wii Fit is Fatphobic

You likely saw the release of the Wii Fit and grew curious of what it entailed for your small, impressionable self.

Squirrel Xmas Catalog

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The Nostalgia Edition

Squirrel Xmas Catalog

Get the hottest Christmas toys of the 2023 season! These goodies are flying off the shelves, so act fast!

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