Gregory Michael Heffley
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: My first blowie
I heard that this one frat is throwing a party tonight, which I’m absolutely gonna crash. I’ll be the life of the party!
$qu1rreL M0n3Y
MY PRESENCE WILL BE FELT
To nobody's surprise, the “popular” (*cough cough* mandatory cough cough) website for SGA funded clubs at SU, may be going away soon!
Walt Disney’s Frozen Head
When Disney Died
Walt Disney may have died in 1966, but Disney Channel died in 2014.
The Shrimp that Fried that Rice
Eat Your Microplastics Kids! You Can’t Grow Big and Strong if You Don’t Eat Your Microplastics!!
Many of us would often joke that we’re pizza, pussy, or nothing in response to the age old saying “you are what you eat.”
I’ve had enough
Everybody STOP Believin’
You’ve heard this goddamn song, it’s everywhere. It was like THE song on Glee during season 1.
A Victim (a former fat kid)
The Wii Fit is Fatphobic
You likely saw the release of the Wii Fit and grew curious of what it entailed for your small, impressionable self.
susquirrel
Squirrel Xmas Catalog
Get the hottest Christmas toys of the 2023 season!
These goodies are flying off the shelves, so act fast!