College Students Are Toddlers (Again)
This is ridiculous and I am going to cry about it.
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THE SQUIRREL
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Give Me Back My Bones (Threat)
Okay I’m gonna be honest here, I can only listen to you guys talking about ‘yearning’ so many times before it starts to piss me off.
Dua Lipa
Future Nostalgia
The year is 2033, and I’m back in my childhood bedroom visiting my parents for the holidays.
An elderly 20 year old girl
The (deg) Fountain of Youth
I start every day with 2 advil and stretches recommended by my physical therapist.
Wendy Williams
Where Are They Now?
Have you ever wondered what happened to your beloved childhood television characters?
A Totally Normal Nintendo Fan
Mii-ssing in Action
You know what I’m mad about? Miis.
Dr. Cheatsonhiswifewhichledtoherkillingherself
How the grinch appropriated the holidays
Now you know how the grinch stole Christmas,
That is quite true.
But did you hear about how he stole the other ones too?
John E. Dippshitte
Raiders of the Forgotten Time Capsule
My editors demanded another magnum opus of me, or I would be fired from this distinguished rag.
SusQAnon
#ProtectTheNest
The official Susquehanna University instagram page made a post to commemorate the 7th birthday of their beloved mascot, Benny the Riverhawk
tobiaseaton’skitten29247
The Divergent Runner Games
Update: Sorry for the late update! My (68F) daughter (37F) just gave birth to my sixth grandson (0M)! I also got hit by a car.
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