THE SQUIRREL

This is ridiculous and I am going to cry about it.

Okay I’m gonna be honest here, I can only listen to you guys talking about ‘yearning’ so many times before it starts to piss me off.

The year is 2033, and I’m back in my childhood bedroom visiting my parents for the holidays.

I start every day with 2 advil and stretches recommended by my physical therapist.

Have you ever wondered what happened to your beloved childhood television characters?

You know what I’m mad about? Miis.

Now you know how the grinch stole Christmas, That is quite true. But did you hear about how he stole the other ones too?

My editors demanded another magnum opus of me, or I would be fired from this distinguished rag.

The official Susquehanna University instagram page made a post to commemorate the 7th birthday of their beloved mascot, Benny the Riverhawk

Update: Sorry for the late update! My (68F) daughter (37F) just gave birth to my sixth grandson (0M)! I also got hit by a car.