Ben Carson Awakens from Year-Long Fugue State; Discovers He Ran for President
Early this morning former Presidential candidate awoke at his Florida home confused and disoriented, apparently unaware of his...
Matt Stulberg
The Mass Deportation of a New Population: Trump Supports
During a recent rally in New Hampshire, presidential candidate and national drunk uncle, Donald Trump, said that starting on the first...
Matt Stulberg
Angsty Teenager Compares Life to Struggles in Syria
At Wharton High School in Millsborough, IN, 14 year old Alex Dunn announced today via text message to his best friend of nine weeks Dave...
Eric Krinick
O'Malley Bob Bop Bops to the Top With New Campaign Slogan
During the Democratic Debate on October 13, Martin O’Malley formally adopted the peppy phrase, "We're All in this Together," from the...
Sam Thompson
“Feel the Bern” Enters Campaign Slogan Hall of Fame
After many long weeks of consideration, Bernie Sanders’ slogan “Feel the Bern” has been added to the Campaign Slogan Hall of Fame in...
Mitchell Roshannon
Alan Codner
GOP Codenames Leaked
At the end of the GOP primary debate moderator Jake Trapper asked the candidates what they chose to be their presidential code names, to...
Alan Codner
Rand Paul Underestimates Heroin Addicts' Time Management Skills
Rand Paul stunned attendees of a September 2nd meet-and-greet in New Hampshire when he proclaimed, “If you work all day long, you don’t...
Danielle Bettendorf
Should African Americans, Homosexuals, the Homeless, Native Americans, the Unemployed, Immigrants, L
Elderly, affluent, straight, white male responds, "Nah."
Ryan Ross
