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GOP Codenames Leaked

Alan Codner

GOP Codenames Leaked

At the end of the GOP primary debate moderator Jake Trapper asked the candidates what they chose to be their presidential code names, to...

Danielle Bettendorf

Rand Paul Underestimates Heroin Addicts' Time Management Skills

Rand Paul stunned attendees of a September 2nd meet-and-greet in New Hampshire when he proclaimed, “If you work all day long, you don’t...

Ryan Ross

Should African Americans, Homosexuals, the Homeless, Native Americans, the Unemployed, Immigrants, L

Elderly, affluent, straight, white male responds, "Nah."

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