Conservatives Drag Down the Vibes… Again
Why Republican legislators feel the need to regulate people’s daily lives continues to baffle most of the nation.
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THE SQUIRREL
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Sophia Congdon
We’re in Deep Sheep
The head of the Solar Panel Sheep Union released a statement announcing that Susquehanna University’s very own flock will be striking.
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An Interview with JK Rowling
I got the opportunity to talk with and interview popular, beloved author JK Rowling.
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A Series of Condemnations
By: Sophia Congdon To the greater Susquehanna University community at large, Now that we are all back from spring break, we presume most...
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A Letter from the Editor: Can We Cancel Cancel Culture?
Why is everyone so obsessed with cancel culture? What is the appeal of weaponizing social ostracization?
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Musk Fanboys Participate in First Annual Dick-Riding Competition
Now, instead of sucking Elon’s dick online, a few lucky cucks can suck his dick in person!
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the quill Discovers The Squirrel’s SSN (and more news at 11:00)
In a freak turn of events caused by the recent “cancellation” of The Squirrel; it has been revealed that...
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Banana Sized Hole Discovered in EDR Dining Policy
Let’s be honest with ourselves: nobody TRULY understands how the dining system here really works.
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If You Don’t Want to Eat Out, Vote Green Out!
I bring a proposal to the Susquehanna community: Hire me instead!
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