

Why Taylor Swift Should Totally Be President!
By: Blondie’s PR Team Artists around the world would benefit! As a still in-touch billionaire, I’m sure President Swift would immediately...
Blondie’s PR Team


What Happened To Masks?
In case you haven’t noticed, there has been a surge of COVID cases on campus and throughout the country recently. (Stay safe out there guys)
Pfizer


Fuck Them Kids
Everyone is always so damn concerned about the children.
an adult by legal terms


Let Men Be Slutty Too!
Every time I see men's armor, there is always full body coverage. Like, am I asking too much to see some ankle?
The Real Feminist


A Non-Comprehensive List of Things We Could Have Done Instead of Firing 18 People Genuinely WTF
By: squirrel hivemind Suck up more to the donors. Write off students as dependents on our taxes. Ask Joe Biden for money. Just call him...
susquirrel




Conservatives Drag Down the Vibes… Again
Why Republican legislators feel the need to regulate people’s daily lives continues to baffle most of the nation.
Sophia Congdon


We’re in Deep Sheep
The head of the Solar Panel Sheep Union released a statement announcing that Susquehanna University’s very own flock will be striking.
Sophia Congdon


An Interview with JK Rowling
I got the opportunity to talk with and interview popular, beloved author JK Rowling.
TERFfan69


A Series of Condemnations
By: Sophia Congdon To the greater Susquehanna University community at large, Now that we are all back from spring break, we presume most...
susquirrel