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Help Our School Get The National Attention It Deserves

Smith Hall We Ball started this petition to President Joe Biden, and 2 others

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Ten people we think would be a better candidate than Dr. Oz (Not Satire)

Here is a list of ten people we think would be a much better candidate than Dr. Oz,

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The Future is Bleak: Insights on the 2056 election

By: MacKensaileighlee Adalaydiya Stephens At least twenty Americans tuned in last night to watch the primary debate as the Democratic...

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Dr. Oz Ad Drinking Game

Are you looking to get absolutely fucking obiterated this election season? Follow this drinking game to quite possibly end it all!

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REPUBLICANS ARE SHAKING IN FEAR OF DARK BRANDON, AS THEY SHOULD

By Malaika Olaoye Republicans are shitting, vomiting, and throwing up after the most recent speech from President Joe Biden. Rather than...

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Dude, like oh my god, can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?

By: Jaden Smith, probably, Campus is in turmoil today as students are realizing that they didn’t study for the midterm elections, and...

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Movie Reviews

Here are some reviews of contemporary and old movies that will lead you in the right direction:

Kenzie Piacenti

Campus Safety Touts Anti-Irish Sentiment While Investigating West Hall Break-In

At approximately 4:15am on the night of Thursday March 17th, four rooms were broken into on the 2nd floor of West Hall.

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Phuck Punxsy Phil’s Capturers

Groundhogs day is the stupidest fucking holiday I’ve ever fucking heard of.

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How about these gas prices?

By Amber Martino Do you know how humiliating it is to have to check the CampusDish website before ordering Starbucks? It’s The Worst. I...

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