

Banana Sized Hole Discovered in EDR Dining Policy
Let’s be honest with ourselves: nobody TRULY understands how the dining system here really works.
Banana Enjoyer


If You Don’t Want to Eat Out, Vote Green Out!
I bring a proposal to the Susquehanna community: Hire me instead!
Jane Teal

Help Our School Get The National Attention It Deserves
Smith Hall We Ball started this petition to President Joe Biden, and 2 others
Innocent Children
Ten people we think would be a better candidate than Dr. Oz (Not Satire)
Here is a list of ten people we think would be a much better candidate than Dr. Oz,
Jersey Michael (not sponsored)


The Future is Bleak: Insights on the 2056 election
By: MacKensaileighlee Adalaydiya Stephens At least twenty Americans tuned in last night to watch the primary debate as the Democratic...
susquirrel


Dr. Oz Ad Drinking Game
Are you looking to get absolutely fucking obiterated this election season? Follow this drinking game to quite possibly end it all!
a totally impartial party


REPUBLICANS ARE SHAKING IN FEAR OF DARK BRANDON, AS THEY SHOULD
By Malaika Olaoye Republicans are shitting, vomiting, and throwing up after the most recent speech from President Joe Biden. Rather than...
susquirrel


Dude, like oh my god, can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?
By: Jaden Smith, probably, Campus is in turmoil today as students are realizing that they didn’t study for the midterm elections, and...
susquirrel

Movie Reviews
Here are some reviews of contemporary and old movies that will lead you in the right direction:
Malaika Olaoye


Campus Safety Touts Anti-Irish Sentiment While Investigating West Hall Break-In
At approximately 4:15am on the night of Thursday March 17th, four rooms were broken into on the 2nd floor of West Hall.
Kenzie Piacenti