A Letter from the Editor: Can We Cancel Cancel Culture?
Why is everyone so obsessed with cancel culture? What is the appeal of weaponizing social ostracization?
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Musk Fanboys Participate in First Annual Dick-Riding Competition
Now, instead of sucking Elon’s dick online, a few lucky cucks can suck his dick in person!
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the quill Discovers The Squirrel’s SSN (and more news at 11:00)
In a freak turn of events caused by the recent “cancellation” of The Squirrel; it has been revealed that...
SuskyLeaks
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Banana Sized Hole Discovered in EDR Dining Policy
Let’s be honest with ourselves: nobody TRULY understands how the dining system here really works.
Banana Enjoyer
If You Don’t Want to Eat Out, Vote Green Out!
I bring a proposal to the Susquehanna community: Hire me instead!
Jane Teal
Help Our School Get The National Attention It Deserves
Smith Hall We Ball started this petition to President Joe Biden, and 2 others
Innocent Children
Ten people we think would be a better candidate than Dr. Oz (Not Satire)
Here is a list of ten people we think would be a much better candidate than Dr. Oz,
Jersey Michael (not sponsored)
The Future is Bleak: Insights on the 2056 election
By: MacKensaileighlee Adalaydiya Stephens At least twenty Americans tuned in last night to watch the primary debate as the Democratic...
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Dr. Oz Ad Drinking Game
Are you looking to get absolutely fucking obiterated this election season? Follow this drinking game to quite possibly end it all!
a totally impartial party
