REPUBLICANS ARE SHAKING IN FEAR OF DARK BRANDON, AS THEY SHOULD
By Malaika Olaoye Republicans are shitting, vomiting, and throwing up after the most recent speech from President Joe Biden. Rather than...
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Dude, like oh my god, can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?
By: Jaden Smith, probably, Campus is in turmoil today as students are realizing that they didn’t study for the midterm elections, and...
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Movie Reviews
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Campus Safety Touts Anti-Irish Sentiment While Investigating West Hall Break-In
At approximately 4:15am on the night of Thursday March 17th, four rooms were broken into on the 2nd floor of West Hall.
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Phuck Punxsy Phil’s Capturers
Groundhogs day is the stupidest fucking holiday I’ve ever fucking heard of.
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How about these gas prices?
By Amber Martino Do you know how humiliating it is to have to check the CampusDish website before ordering Starbucks? It’s The Worst. I...
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BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk has seven sons, what’s that about?
BY: Sophia Congdon Reports are flooding in that The Squirrel has just discovered that Elon Musk has seven sons and zero daughters. They...
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Top Republicans Insist They Aren’t Fascists, Democracy Just Isn’t Their Thing
By: ZACH SLUSSER Washington D.C. - Many high-ranking Republican officials have come out today to repudiate claims that they are ardent...
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China Appalled with “The Fascist State of the USA”
By: MATTHEW BAMMAN Beijing, China – In a joint statement with the Communist Party of China and the National People’s Congress, President...
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Trump finally lowers golf handicap
Photo by Angus Murray, Golf Magazine November 25, 2017- During a White House press conference following a slew of sexual assault...
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