The Spring Edition 2/2

Gays Against the El Gee Bee Tee Cue Community

The Rise of the Homosexual Agenda

Hello my fellow Americans! I have come to bring you some terrible news. Everything, and I do mean everything, is gay now.

please let me out it’s dark in here and i’m scared

Colleen Hoover I Am in Your Walls

In the spirit of this being your initiation to the concept of Colleen Hoover, let’s play two truths and a lie.

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Annual P&E Curse Strikes Again

If you weren’t already aware, the Publishing and Editing departmental lecture is deeply cursed.

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An Interview with JK Rowling

I got the opportunity to talk with and interview popular, beloved author JK Rowling.

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Acorns

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A Series of Condemnations

By: Sophia Congdon To the greater Susquehanna University community at large, Now that we are all back from spring break, we presume most...

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A Cry for Help

In lieu of solving capitalism, I propose some potential solutions to fix this semester from hell—or at the very least, make it a bit silly

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health is made up so this much iced coffee actually is good for me

By: The World Health Organization So, show of hands: who here has given up on their New Year’s resolution to be healthier? Everyone?...

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