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THE SQUIRREL
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Uncle Fucking Sam
If Politics Are Going to Bore Me to Death, I’d Rather Drink to Death
My fellow Susquehannians, In a day and age where the United States seemingly couldn’t be more divided (we’re still not in Civil War 2...
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Reels are Reel Bad
Remember back in like 2016 (eight years ago btw, chew on that) when Snapchat came on the scene and we were all using that dog filter and...
Your Local Fucking Hater
Trends That I’m Glad Died
Let’s be real. I am a hater. If I have the opportunity to deploy my hatred onto something, I will gladly take it and you, my friend, are...
An Old Rich Fuck
University Scrip
To SU board of whatever There have been abundant complaints brought to the attention of this administration by our student body, chief...
Someone Who Still Has To Travel Abroad
The FS (Foreign Squirrel) Program
If the news hasn’t reached you yet, let me be the one to tell you that the class of 2028 is not required to travel abroad! Ridiculous,...
The French Narrator From Spongebob
A Thesis: How to Have an Adult Conversation
Ah, college. A harrowing experience for many students around the globe. A place for maturity and growth, but will soon be found to prove...
Bingus B. Berton
Voting is a scam
Dear President and friends, I am sending this letter regarding this truly preposterous “electoral college”. In my research for this...
A Wannabe DND Player With No Free Will Or Soul, Apparently
Thought????
I mean, who doesn’t want to play DnD in class for an entire semester?
Very Serious Lawyer (Important)
Pickle v. A Desperate Client
By: Very Serious Lawyer (Important) We suing dis pickle To: desperateclient00@gmail.com Season’s greetings dearest client, I hope you are...
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