THE SQUIRREL

I’ve been having a rough time in the past few months. It feels like everywhere I turn, there are more opportunities for my cheeks to turn...

My fellow Susquehannians, In a day and age where the United States seemingly couldn’t be more divided (we’re still not in Civil War 2...

Remember back in like 2016 (eight years ago btw, chew on that) when Snapchat came on the scene and we were all using that dog filter and...

Let’s be real. I am a hater. If I have the opportunity to deploy my hatred onto something, I will gladly take it and you, my friend, are...

To SU board of whatever There have been abundant complaints brought to the attention of this administration by our student body, chief...

If the news hasn’t reached you yet, let me be the one to tell you that the class of 2028 is not required to travel abroad! Ridiculous,...

Ah, college. A harrowing experience for many students around the globe. A place for maturity and growth, but will soon be found to prove...

Dear President and friends,  I am sending this letter regarding this truly preposterous “electoral college”. In my research for this...

I mean, who doesn’t want to play DnD in class for an entire semester?

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