THE SQUIRREL

I’m tired of all the boring costumes I see every year, where’s the creativity, the passion?

(The Bowl Again)

Everyone is always so damn concerned about the children.

The first step in surviving is identifying which being has made its mark in your living space.

Letters to and from Prez Green

I broke into some shitty school and took out a column in the newspaper to answer a few of your big questions.

I discovered a far greater, more terrible answer to a question I never knew I had: where President Green’s bowties come from.

Here is the Squirrel’s definitive guide to which Res Hall would survive the zombie apocalypse.