Keep up with SU Clubs
As the academic year comes to a close, one question continues to permeate the atmosphere: What is going on with campus activities?
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Alcoholic or Irish?
I’ve been an Irish exchange Student at Susquehanna for years now and I’ve got to say, there’s nothing like Americanized St. Patrick’s Day
Seamus O’McDonnel
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Say hello to the new and improved susqu_anonymouslockerroom*!
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He Has Risen, With a Vengeance
Reports have been pouring in from students having seen our university’s dear president lurking around the campus in an Easter Bunny Suit.
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BREAKING NEWS: PARANORMAL CLUB DISBANDS*
BY: Sophia Congdon Last evening, Susquehanna University’s Paranormal Club announced that they would be disbanding. The news dropped after...
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Res Life Employs New Hiring Practices
BY: Sophia Congdon Recently, there have been multiple sightings of even more mysterious than usual figures hanging around the campus...
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AΣO Raises Money for “Hot Single Moms in Your Area” with Haunted Frat House
By Amber Martino Alpha Sigma Oedipus was originally founded as a service organization, but that fell apart when they realized that they...
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One’s Student’s Week 7 Journey
BY: INSERT PSEUDONYM HERE <3 On a stormy Saturday night in October Sexual tension percolates in the air Students shriek in the darkness...
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Susquehanna Addresses Student WiFi Concerns
By Zach Slusser The IT Dungeon, Seibert Hall Student outcry at the condition of the school’s Internet connectivity has peaked recently,...
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Notice: New SU Partnership Creates Opportunity for RAs
BY: Zack Shiffman Attention all RAs of Susquehanna University! After the unforeseen patch of quicksand emerged and tragically swallowed...
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