THE SQUIRREL

PLEASE make it time for Jimmy Fallon to evaporate.

If you’re truly brainrotten, you should have no idea what TikTok Rizz Party is by now since it’s been irrelevant for over 4 hours.

It’s been fourteen days since the prophet has opened my mind to new religious wonders.

I have a confession to make. To the citizens of BookTok, I sincerely apologize. I have committed the ultimate prank against you. I have...

The nursing home is not the safe place for Peepaw you thought it was. In fact, 30 percent of nursing home patients experience depression...

Ah yes, south central rural Pennsylvania. As I drive by on the rocky, unkempt roads, I look out at the beautiful rolling landscapes from...

Have you ever wanted to get away with murder? Well now you can! By joining a simple pyramid scheme concerning kangaroos, armadillos,...

I have recently escaped my teen years and the only thing I can seem to think about since then is how I desperately want to go back to...

Do you live with an absolute nuisance? Do you ever feel the need to throw your roommate out a window, then realize that is not a socially...

From: Mr. Gary Paul To: Mr. Steve Mike Dear Esteemed Recipient, Good news!  YOU have been selected to receive a no strings attached  $500...