A Thesis: How to Have an Adult Conversation
Ah, college. A harrowing experience for many students around the globe. A place for maturity and growth, but will soon be found to prove...
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THE SQUIRREL
Susquehanna University's satirical news source
Bingus B. Berton
Voting is a scam
Dear President and friends, I am sending this letter regarding this truly preposterous “electoral college”. In my research for this...
Very Serious Lawyer (Important)
Pickle v. A Desperate Client
By: Very Serious Lawyer (Important) We suing dis pickle To: desperateclient00@gmail.com Season’s greetings dearest client, I hope you are...
George Romero
It’s So Over, They’re So Back
Despite being smack-dab next to a decrepit boneyard, the zombie contagion started in the heart of Susquehanna University.
A Scooby Doo Villain
Children Deserve Mosquitos
What happened to the frolicking children who also rolled about the fields?
Carnival Freeloader
Carnival Food Countdown
I only went to this year’s Spring Carnival for the food.
Jack Inghoff
Sending Your Children To Camp
The staff of Getyourkidsouttathehouse Camps welcomes you to our mailing list!
Me
Stress Is Vile And So Are Headaches
You’re telling me that just because I am stressed I’m going to get a headache which in turn makes me even more stressed?!
A One-Time Camp Counselor
Summer Camp Memories
This past summer I worked as a day camp counselor. It was definitely an interesting experience, to say the least.
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