THE SQUIRREL

Let me cut to the chase: everyone on the planet has heard some variation of the word brain rot.

Fill a pan with water from your nearest brain eating amoeba water supply.

The ghost of reading comprehension past is going to haunt everyone without basic reading skills

PLEASE make it time for Jimmy Fallon to evaporate.

If you’re truly brainrotten, you should have no idea what TikTok Rizz Party is by now since it’s been irrelevant for over 4 hours.

It’s been fourteen days since the prophet has opened my mind to new religious wonders.

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