2,239 SU Students Fight For 1 Meal Swipe
Today at Beast Philanthropy™ we are fixing one of the worst dining services in America!
MrBeast On The Behalf of BeastDining
Brainrot isn’t new.
Let me be clear- the brainrot of this new generation is awful.
A 19 Year Old With Severe Joint Pain
Ye Olde Rotted Brain
I swear every generation gets dumber than the last.
Craig (Age ∞)
Tinder Oops All Robots
Online dating can be difficult.
A Real Human Person Who Is Also A Squirrel
Y’all Don’t Know What Brain Rot Is, And I Think We Should Talk About That.
Let me cut to the chase: everyone on the planet has heard some variation of the word brain rot.
The Brainrotten
Recipe for Brain Eating Amoeba Stew
Fill a pan with water from your nearest brain eating amoeba water supply.
The Amoeba’s Lawyers
The Colors of the Curtains Actually Matter
The ghost of reading comprehension past is going to haunt everyone without basic reading skills
Literally Anyone in the Humanities
Boom!
PLEASE make it time for Jimmy Fallon to evaporate.
The Highly Opinionated $1.50 Costco Hot Dog Meal
TikTok Rizz Party Thesis
If you’re truly brainrotten, you should have no idea what TikTok Rizz Party is by now since it’s been irrelevant for over 4 hours.
SU Departmental Head (Pause) of Rizzology
