A Thesis: How to Have an Adult Conversation
Ah, college. A harrowing experience for many students around the globe. A place for maturity and growth, but will soon be found to prove...
The French Narrator From Spongebob
Voting is a scam
Dear President and friends, I am sending this letter regarding this truly preposterous “electoral college”. In my research for this...
Bingus B. Berton
Pickle v. A Desperate Client
By: Very Serious Lawyer (Important) We suing dis pickle To: desperateclient00@gmail.com Season’s greetings dearest client, I hope you are...
Very Serious Lawyer (Important)
It’s So Over, They’re So Back
Despite being smack-dab next to a decrepit boneyard, the zombie contagion started in the heart of Susquehanna University.
George Romero
Children Deserve Mosquitos
What happened to the frolicking children who also rolled about the fields?
A Scooby Doo Villain
Carnival Food Countdown
I only went to this year’s Spring Carnival for the food.
Carnival Freeloader
Sending Your Children To Camp
The staff of Getyourkidsouttathehouse Camps welcomes you to our mailing list!
Jack Inghoff
Stress Is Vile And So Are Headaches
You’re telling me that just because I am stressed I’m going to get a headache which in turn makes me even more stressed?!
Me
Summer Camp Memories
This past summer I worked as a day camp counselor. It was definitely an interesting experience, to say the least.
A One-Time Camp Counselor
