Reels are Reel Bad
Remember back in like 2016 (eight years ago btw, chew on that) when Snapchat came on the scene and we were all using that dog filter and...
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Trends That I’m Glad Died
Let’s be real. I am a hater. If I have the opportunity to deploy my hatred onto something, I will gladly take it and you, my friend, are...
Your Local Fucking Hater
A Thesis: How to Have an Adult Conversation
Ah, college. A harrowing experience for many students around the globe. A place for maturity and growth, but will soon be found to prove...
The French Narrator From Spongebob
Voting is a scam
Dear President and friends, I am sending this letter regarding this truly preposterous “electoral college”. In my research for this...
Bingus B. Berton
Pickle v. A Desperate Client
By: Very Serious Lawyer (Important) We suing dis pickle To: desperateclient00@gmail.com Season’s greetings dearest client, I hope you are...
Very Serious Lawyer (Important)
It’s So Over, They’re So Back
Despite being smack-dab next to a decrepit boneyard, the zombie contagion started in the heart of Susquehanna University.
George Romero
Children Deserve Mosquitos
What happened to the frolicking children who also rolled about the fields?
A Scooby Doo Villain
Carnival Food Countdown
I only went to this year’s Spring Carnival for the food.
Carnival Freeloader
Sending Your Children To Camp
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Jack Inghoff
