When Disney Died
Walt Disney may have died in 1966, but Disney Channel died in 2014.
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The Shrimp that Fried that Rice
Eat Your Microplastics Kids! You Can’t Grow Big and Strong if You Don’t Eat Your Microplastics!!
Many of us would often joke that we’re pizza, pussy, or nothing in response to the age old saying “you are what you eat.”
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Squirrel Xmas Catalog
Get the hottest Christmas toys of the 2023 season!
These goodies are flying off the shelves, so act fast!
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The Haunting Heartbreak of AMC Porter Ranch
This week on FuzzBeed SnUolved we investigate the AMC Porter Ranch Theatre in Los Angeles California.
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How to Watch Horror Movies 101
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5 Things You Can Do to Make Your Halloween Costume Sexy
From a sexy cop, to a sexy nurse there are multiple sexy costumes to choose from.
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A Very Shmutty Halloween x Jedward x Supermassive Black Hole
I had to get my thoughts out on paper, and this was the only choice…
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Top Ten Holidays to Dress Up For! Number Eight Will SHOCK YOU
On today’s episode of Buzzfeed Listicles™, we’ll propose ten other holidays that you can dress up for.
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