

It is Time.
With the close of the very iconic brat summer (which I did not have unfortunately), comes the warm welcoming presence of the Caitlin...
A Girl!!!!!!!!!!


The Horrors Persist, But So Do I
There’s always something to be miserable about. Trust me, I know. I write for The Squirrel.
A Former Cynic


From the Files of My iPod Touch
Skipping through the graveyard that is Tumblr circa 2013, you’d be surprised by the amount of fandoms you find that have risen from the...
A Tumblr War Veteran


Whore O Scopes
Aquarius: You are having an average life in general so this week you’re going to continue to be… yk average.
A Totally Real Fortune Teller


UK I Still Love You…Please Take Me Back
‘Ello gov’nuh! The best way I can describe coming back from my GO Trip is…it was interesting. I didn’t think it would be so hard to...
(504) 867-5309


We’re Back on the Good Timeline
These trends are so back, they’re rising from the grave, they’re building a new fanatic religion around themselves in celebration of this...
A Trench Coat Full of Rats That Vaguely Resembles Jesus


Reels Are Reel Good
Why does everyone always hate on Instagram Reels? I consume most of my TikTok content when they are reposted as Reels… 2 weeks later. I...
Bekcy


Customer Review for Anvil 18 in. Wood D-Grip Short Handle Carbon Steel Compact Digging Shovel
I’ve been having a rough time in the past few months. It feels like everywhere I turn, there are more opportunities for my cheeks to turn...
Shovel Fantasy


Reels are Reel Bad
Remember back in like 2016 (eight years ago btw, chew on that) when Snapchat came on the scene and we were all using that dog filter and...
LOOK HERE PLEASE LOOK HERE LOOK LOOK LOOK WAIT LOOK LOOK LOOK HERE


Trends That I’m Glad Died
Let’s be real. I am a hater. If I have the opportunity to deploy my hatred onto something, I will gladly take it and you, my friend, are...
Your Local Fucking Hater














