

An Open Letter to Scott Kershner
Hey man, remember that email you sent out ___ days ago? Yeah, I’m still mad about that.
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WE FUCKING DID IT!!!
By: J Money Swag SELINSGROVE, PA- Kevin Hamilton has officially left the building. Like literally. He has left (with his bitch, Peter)....
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Inflation? I think not
By: Devin Yassilton After yet another student was hospitalized for malnourishment I’ve decided it is finally time to share my theory of...
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Messages for You Based Off Your Favorite Queer Movies or TV Shows
Your media of choice can say a lot about you, and a lot about what you need to hear. Here’s some messages for you:
Amber Watkin


Signs of the Summer!
Which summer movie are you based on your zodiac sign?
This is purely based on stereotypes and vibes, don’t get upset.
Whore O. Scope


Attention students and faculty of Susquehanna University!
Now that most of the campus community has been boosted and hospitalizations in the region have subsided...
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St. Patrick’s Day Meal Issues Cause Riot at S.U.
Kevin Hamilton, Susquehanna University’s General Manager of Dining Services, has announced that he will be leaving his position immediately.
Salt Gang
Students Deserve Mental Health Days Instead of Squirrels
The campus squirrels get mental health days.
Dr. Doktter
Spooky Movies to Drive Your Girl Wild, Like Absolutely Feral
BY: Amber Watkin Hey fellas, are you looking for cute date ideas for this spooky season to impress your girlfriend? Well, get that LED...
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Driver's License
BY: Emily Rose and Jensen Duke Selinsgrove, PA— As spooky season rolls around, Halloween costumes are the talk of every table in Deg....
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