THE SQUIRREL

Becky Has anyone seen my cat, Fuckface? I let him out to chew on some grass and when I came to wait for him to inevitably throw it up, he was gone?? Help pls! dearest_debra My dog (Albert) has also gone missing recently! My wife took the printer in the divorce, so if you can print posters please reach out! 😀 Agatha Winthrop It was my printer. Also, his name is Arnold. Ridiculous. deputy-davis Let me know if you need a lawyer. 777-777-6969 Matilda Witherspoon Fuckface

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Did any of you, directly or indirectly, encounter anything about this case or the parties involved that could create any potential bias or prejudice towards either the prosecution or the defense?