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Amber Watkin

Messages for You Based Off Your Favorite Queer Movies or TV Shows

Your media of choice can say a lot about you, and a lot about what you need to hear. Here’s some messages for you:

Whore O. Scope

Signs of the Summer!

Which summer movie are you based on your zodiac sign? This is purely based on stereotypes and vibes, don’t get upset.

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Attention students and faculty of Susquehanna University!

Now that most of the campus community has been boosted and hospitalizations in the region have subsided...

Salt Gang

St. Patrick’s Day Meal Issues Cause Riot at S.U.

Kevin Hamilton, Susquehanna University’s General Manager of Dining Services, has announced that he will be leaving his position immediately.

Dr. Doktter

Students Deserve Mental Health Days Instead of Squirrels

The campus squirrels get mental health days.

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Spooky Movies to Drive Your Girl Wild, Like Absolutely Feral

BY: Amber Watkin Hey fellas, are you looking for cute date ideas for this spooky season to impress your girlfriend? Well, get that LED...

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Driver's License

BY: Emily Rose and Jensen Duke Selinsgrove, PA— As spooky season rolls around, Halloween costumes are the talk of every table in Deg....

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BREAKING NEWS: PARANORMAL CLUB DISBANDS*

BY: Sophia Congdon Last evening, Susquehanna University’s Paranormal Club announced that they would be disbanding. The news dropped after...

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Hubs Galore

By: NONEYA BUIZNZ Earlier this month, the Hawk Hub opened in the Degenstein Campus Center. It is located in the space previously occupied...

The Coolest Bitches In Town

Santa’s Hoe Hoe Hoe

By: The Coolest Bitches In Town NORTH POLE— It looks like the people fucking behind Weber aren’t the only ones making Santa’s naughty...

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