THE SQUIRREL

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This week’s sports report!

Did any of you, directly or indirectly, encounter anything about this case or the parties involved that could create any potential bias or prejudice towards either the prosecution or the defense?

Every single time there’s a trial, my neighborhood’s loyal carrier pigeon, Gareth, delivers a summons for me to go to the courthouse.

Acorn Valley would like to invite you to attend the 901st Annual Celebration of Taco Tuesday (TT) at The Statue of Our Founder’s Pet Squirrel Jacques

My opponent, William L. Beau, is dangerous.

Over the past few months, the residents of Acorn Valley have brought several issues to the attention of the Neighborhood Watch.

Tomorrow’s Headlines! Plus some ads

Today at Beast Philanthropy™ we are fixing one of the worst dining services in America!

Ah yes, south central rural Pennsylvania. As I drive by on the rocky, unkempt roads, I look out at the beautiful rolling landscapes from...