

Squirrels Galore Cafe Grand Opening
Do you love squirrels? Do you love coffee? Do you love squirrels in your coffee? Then Squirrels Galore Café is perfect for you! Located...
Three Squirrels In Matching Tuxedos


Keep Your Eyes Off Of My Lawn
Dear Ms. MacKensaileighlee, I am writing to you today because I frankly hate the Homeowners Association, and by extension: you. I moved...
Earl “Skippy” Johnson


There is Literally a Monster in the Lake
Dear Francine St. Francis, My son Bryan was scrolling on his little digital device before his screen time for the day ended, and I...
Brandy Broberts


Stevie’s Review
We are two girls who eat out frequently. We’re always looking for new places to call home, and after Stevie’s opened up in Acorn Valley,...
2 Certified Yelpers


Dear Debra
Hello my lovely readers! Thank you all for submitting your questions! I’ll be answering them now! If your question wasn’t picked, it either sucked or I’m saving it. In a frame. On my wall. For a future article. Dear Debra, My husband doesn’t love me anymore. He says that my baking is so bad he can’t “get it up.” What should I do? Sincerely, Distressed Baker Hello Distressed Baker! Based on the crushed up cupcake you sent along with your letter, I don’t think your baking is th
Debra Avenue




Gag Order
Did any of you, directly or indirectly, encounter anything about this case or the parties involved that could create any potential bias or prejudice towards either the prosecution or the defense?
Court Reporter


Jury Duty
Every single time there’s a trial, my neighborhood’s loyal carrier pigeon, Gareth, delivers a summons for me to go to the courthouse.
Sisyphus


Acorn Valley 901st Annual Taco Tuesday Celebration
Acorn Valley would like to invite you to attend the 901st Annual Celebration of Taco Tuesday (TT) at The Statue of Our Founder’s Pet Squirrel Jacques
Acorn Valley Taco Tuesday Planning Committee


Vote Vic Sherwood
My opponent, William L. Beau, is dangerous.
Vic Sherwood On Behalf of Vic Sherwood














