Spooky Movies to Drive Your Girl Wild, Like Absolutely Feral
BY: Amber Watkin Hey fellas, are you looking for cute date ideas for this spooky season to impress your girlfriend? Well, get that LED...
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Driver's License
BY: Emily Rose and Jensen Duke Selinsgrove, PA— As spooky season rolls around, Halloween costumes are the talk of every table in Deg....
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BREAKING NEWS: PARANORMAL CLUB DISBANDS*
BY: Sophia Congdon Last evening, Susquehanna University’s Paranormal Club announced that they would be disbanding. The news dropped...
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Hubs Galore
By: NONEYA BUIZNZ Earlier this month, the Hawk Hub opened in the Degenstein Campus Center. It is located in the space previously...
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Santa’s Hoe Hoe Hoe
By: The Coolest Bitches In Town NORTH POLE— It looks like the people fucking behind Weber aren’t the only ones making Santa’s naughty...
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Elf Union Strikes A Nerve
By: Sophia Congdon NORTH POLE As of today, hundreds of thousands of Christmas Elves have gone on strike. This is not to be confused with...
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Hanging by a Bowtie
BY: MAGGIE RITCHEY flee VP and Dean evade the prison fabled Selinsgrove, PA
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Squirrel v. Tortoise: The 1v1 of a Lifetime
BY: MALAIKA OLAOYE There was something so majestic about watching fights on campus, like when Squirrel (they/ them) and Tortoise (they/...
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A Petition to Susquehanna University
Though the humans of SU may be blind to the tragedies happening under their very noses on this campus, us Squirrels are not.
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SU Students Spread More Than Kindness… and COVID.
By: JULIE HEANEY AIKENS HALL, SUSQUEHANNA UNIVERSITY - This corona season, Aikens North side hall is following SU ResLife protocol by...
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