St. Patrick’s Day Meal Issues Cause Riot at S.U.
Kevin Hamilton, Susquehanna University’s General Manager of Dining Services, has announced that he will be leaving his position immediately.
Salt Gang
Students Deserve Mental Health Days Instead of Squirrels
The campus squirrels get mental health days.
Dr. Doktter
Spooky Movies to Drive Your Girl Wild, Like Absolutely Feral
BY: Amber Watkin Hey fellas, are you looking for cute date ideas for this spooky season to impress your girlfriend? Well, get that LED...
Amber Watkin
Driver's License
BY: Emily Rose and Jensen Duke Selinsgrove, PA— As spooky season rolls around, Halloween costumes are the talk of every table in Deg....
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BREAKING NEWS: PARANORMAL CLUB DISBANDS*
BY: Sophia Congdon Last evening, Susquehanna University’s Paranormal Club announced that they would be disbanding. The news dropped...
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Hubs Galore
By: NONEYA BUIZNZ Earlier this month, the Hawk Hub opened in the Degenstein Campus Center. It is located in the space previously...
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Santa’s Hoe Hoe Hoe
By: The Coolest Bitches In Town NORTH POLE— It looks like the people fucking behind Weber aren’t the only ones making Santa’s naughty...
The Coolest Bitches In Town
Elf Union Strikes A Nerve
By: Sophia Congdon NORTH POLE As of today, hundreds of thousands of Christmas Elves have gone on strike. This is not to be confused with...
Sophia Congdon
Hanging by a Bowtie
BY: MAGGIE RITCHEY flee VP and Dean evade the prison fabled Selinsgrove, PA
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Squirrel v. Tortoise: The 1v1 of a Lifetime
BY: MALAIKA OLAOYE There was something so majestic about watching fights on campus, like when Squirrel (they/ them) and Tortoise (they/...
Malaika Olaoye
