THE SQUIRREL

BY: Sophia Congdon Last evening, Susquehanna University’s Paranormal Club announced that they would be disbanding. The news dropped after...

By: NONEYA BUIZNZ Earlier this month, the Hawk Hub opened in the Degenstein Campus Center. It is located in the space previously occupied...

By: The Coolest Bitches In Town NORTH POLE— It looks like the people fucking behind Weber aren’t the only ones making Santa’s naughty...

By: Sophia Congdon NORTH POLE As of today, hundreds of thousands of Christmas Elves have gone on strike. This is not to be confused with...

BY: MAGGIE RITCHEY flee VP and Dean evade the prison fabled Selinsgrove, PA

BY: MALAIKA OLAOYE There was something so majestic about watching fights on campus, like when Squirrel (they/ them) and Tortoise (they/...

By: Squirrelphia Congdon Though the humans of SU may be blind to the tragedies happening under their very noses on this campus, us...

By: JULIE HEANEY AIKENS HALL, SUSQUEHANNA UNIVERSITY - This corona season, Aikens North side hall is following SU ResLife protocol by...

By: SOPHIA CONGDON SUSQUEHANNA UNIVERSITY- Recently, dozens of students have been reported missing, taken from their beds in the middle...

SELINSGROVE, PA -- As Halloween approaches, people of all ages are once more launching themselves into the spirit of the season. Cobwebs...