THE SQUIRREL

Acorn Valley would like to invite you to attend the 901st Annual Celebration of Taco Tuesday (TT) at The Statue of Our Founder’s Pet Squirrel Jacques

My opponent, William L. Beau, is dangerous.

Over the past few months, the residents of Acorn Valley have brought several issues to the attention of the Neighborhood Watch.

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Today at Beast Philanthropy™ we are fixing one of the worst dining services in America!

Ah yes, south central rural Pennsylvania. As I drive by on the rocky, unkempt roads, I look out at the beautiful rolling landscapes from...

Have you ever wanted to get away with murder? Well now you can! By joining a simple pyramid scheme concerning kangaroos, armadillos,...

Dear President and friends,  I am sending this letter regarding this truly preposterous “electoral college”. In my research for this...

I want to escape from the normal. I finally decided to change scenery.