A Non-Comprehensive List of Things We Could Have Done Instead of Firing 18 People Genuinely WTF
By: squirrel hivemind Suck up more to the donors. Write off students as dependents on our taxes. Ask Joe Biden for money. Just call him...
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THIS is the Problem in Philosophy
By: Liv Chartreau (chartreau@susqu.edu if anyone higher-up feels compelled) How much do you, dear reader, appreciate the major you have?...
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The End of “Comedy”
Congratulations! You, dear reader, have outlived the terrible publication that was The Squirrel.
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BREAKING NEWS: Benny The Riverhawk Gets Julius Caeser-ed in a Las Vegas Motel Room?!?!
Benny the Riverhawk, beloved mascot and former supreme leader of Susquehanna University, has been found brutally murdered in a motel room.
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An Open Letter to Scott Kershner
Hey man, remember that email you sent out ___ days ago? Yeah, I’m still mad about that.
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WE FUCKING DID IT!!!
By: J Money Swag SELINSGROVE, PA- Kevin Hamilton has officially left the building. Like literally. He has left (with his bitch, Peter)....
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Inflation? I think not
By: Devin Yassilton After yet another student was hospitalized for malnourishment I’ve decided it is finally time to share my theory of...
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Messages for You Based Off Your Favorite Queer Movies or TV Shows
Your media of choice can say a lot about you, and a lot about what you need to hear. Here’s some messages for you:
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Signs of the Summer!
Which summer movie are you based on your zodiac sign?
This is purely based on stereotypes and vibes, don’t get upset.
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Attention students and faculty of Susquehanna University!
Now that most of the campus community has been boosted and hospitalizations in the region have subsided...
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