THE SQUIRREL

There are a lot of people who lack common sense and I’ve known that since before I could talk, but people here take it to another level

By: Liv Chartreau (chartreau@susqu.edu if anyone higher-up feels compelled) How much do you, dear reader, appreciate the major you have?...

Sure, some people live like this, but the hallway in North literally filled with piss. Like actual fucking piss.

Hey Upper-East Suskies, You already heard that google searches on the Wi-Fi are monitored by the school. I’ve been in the walls of the...

If you weren’t already aware, the Publishing and Editing departmental lecture is deeply cursed.

By: Sophia Congdon To the greater Susquehanna University community at large, Now that we are all back from spring break, we presume most...

In lieu of solving capitalism, I propose some potential solutions to fix this semester from hell—or at the very least, make it a bit silly

By: The World Health Organization So, show of hands: who here has given up on their New Year’s resolution to be healthier? Everyone?...