Fashion Choices That Should Die
I think it’s about time we talk about particular pieces of “fashion” that should hop into the 6-foot hole I dug for them!
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THE SQUIRREL
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Maddie Fitzpatrick
My Queen, Ashley Tisdale
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The Crimes of Fashion Brands Summarized In One Sentence
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Things I thought were obvious until I came here
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The Rise of the Homosexual Agenda
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