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Let’s be real. I am a hater. If I have the opportunity to deploy my hatred onto something, I will gladly take it and you, my friend, are...
Your Local Fucking Hater
A Thesis: How to Have an Adult Conversation
Ah, college. A harrowing experience for many students around the globe. A place for maturity and growth, but will soon be found to prove...
The French Narrator From Spongebob
Voting is a scam
Dear President and friends, I am sending this letter regarding this truly preposterous “electoral college”. In my research for this...
Bingus B. Berton
Pickle v. A Desperate Client
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Very Serious Lawyer (Important)
It’s So Over, They’re So Back
Despite being smack-dab next to a decrepit boneyard, the zombie contagion started in the heart of Susquehanna University.
George Romero
Children Deserve Mosquitos
What happened to the frolicking children who also rolled about the fields?
A Scooby Doo Villain
Carnival Food Countdown
I only went to this year’s Spring Carnival for the food.
Carnival Freeloader
Sending Your Children To Camp
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Jack Inghoff
Stress Is Vile And So Are Headaches
You’re telling me that just because I am stressed I’m going to get a headache which in turn makes me even more stressed?!
Me
