health is made up so this much iced coffee actually is good for me
By: The World Health Organization So, show of hands: who here has given up on their New Year’s resolution to be healthier? Everyone?...
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THE SQUIRREL
Susquehanna University's satirical news source
Let’s Go Lesbians!
Lynn Buck Gay Confirmed?
What was once a laugh became reality as Lynn Buck came out as a lesbian last September over Twitter.
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Letter From the Associate Editor on Being Canceled
It seems we’ve crossed one too many lines and the general SU public has officially had enough. The Squirrel has been #canceled.
Gays4WorldDomination
Fine. You Win. We’ll Talk About Straight People For Once
It has come to our attention that some people think we’re ‘gay’, which ‘alienates readers’.
The Squirrel 2: The Squeakquel
Our Bully Arc
It has recently come to our attention that some readers may consider us at The Squirrel to be “bullies”...
Becky Wood
Reasons I Want to Cancel My Roommate ✨💖✨💓
My roommate and I get along, but I have made a long list of reasons she needs to be canceled.
anti-hero (it’s me, hi!)
And We’d Do It Again
There is no reason to cancel The Squirrel, people! In fact, The Squirrel has literally never done anything wrong. Ever.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Handbook for the Recently Canceled
To help you in your time of need, we’ve assembled this list of options below; be sure to try one or as many of these methods you want!
Lesbian Niece
Day in the Life of an Anti Vaxx Queen <3
I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my lifestyle and how I manage my day as an empowered anti-vaxx mother, wife, and woman.
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Not Another Midlife Crisis!
By: A Concerned Bystander As I’m sure you’ve noticed, a concerning amount of staff here at Susquehanna, particularly the professors,...
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